Guests on the Onion News Network’s new political-debate show “The Beltway” decide who’s leading and who’s bleeding in the 24-hour political battle royale.
Guests on the Onion News Network’s new political-debate show “The Beltway” decide who’s leading and who’s bleeding in the 24-hour political battle royale.
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January 27th, 2012 on 2:45 am
@morgmarz Well, he’s made it almost impossible for anyone to believe in an American president. The next time a presidential candidate asks the people to believe–believe in anything–how will they be able to do it? If even Obama won’t deliver, it’s hard to believe that the next president, or any future president, will. Obama is the last nail in the coffin of the American dream.
January 27th, 2012 on 3:41 am
The difference between Obama doing something and Obama doing nothing is almost impossible for anyone to see.
January 27th, 2012 on 4:22 am
@Chadolution how is he doing damage?
January 27th, 2012 on 5:04 am
The physics bit at the end made me chuckle.
January 27th, 2012 on 5:36 am
LMAO I know who he is! Chris Matthews!
January 27th, 2012 on 6:11 am
Obama renewed the patriot act, authorized the bailouts, gives handouts to his favorite GE cronies, busts state authorized medicinal marijuana clinics when he said he would not, put lobbyists in his cabinet when he promised the opposite, troop numbers will be higher in Afghanistan than when he took office. Obama actually lobbied the Iraqi government to KEEP troops in Iraq.
Why must the onion coddle Obama? Poor wittle obama…boo hoo
January 27th, 2012 on 6:45 am
I came here because i really thought “Critics Slam(med) Obama”
January 27th, 2012 on 6:50 am
@chadolution What damage did he cause?
January 27th, 2012 on 7:30 am
Wouldn’t it be nice if Obama WOULD just stand there until the next President takes office in 1 year?! At least he wouldn’t do any more damage!!
January 27th, 2012 on 7:43 am
if you hire someone to work around your house and you’ve already paid them and several years later their still sniffing mexicans asses and nothing else you fire them
January 27th, 2012 on 8:03 am
“The Howard Dean Scream Memorial Gaffe of the Week” omg!
January 27th, 2012 on 8:49 am
Ha! Political physics!
F=MA now means: Fucktards = Media X Assholes
E = MC2 now means: Economy = Media X Corporations squared ( profits)
January 27th, 2012 on 9:10 am
Last bit is the best bit. (Old outdated teachers. Time for an upgrade. LOL)
January 27th, 2012 on 9:54 am
@Kharjo93 try to copy the embed code and embed i somewhere like on your friendbook page and then you can watch it. Thats the solution I found that works for some videos that do this.
January 27th, 2012 on 10:22 am
Brilliant!
January 27th, 2012 on 10:34 am
i give up i cant get this video to load ive tried three days in a row to watch this. Excellent signal with brand new PC and the loading bar will not move
January 27th, 2012 on 11:08 am
This is every bit as substantive as cable “news.”
January 27th, 2012 on 11:36 am
@SnoBlackMelbkour NIGGAA!!! oh wait..
January 27th, 2012 on 12:14 pm
@CMichaelEH niggggaaaa!!!
January 27th, 2012 on 12:51 pm
@wydok niggaaaaaa
January 27th, 2012 on 1:03 pm
I love fast-paced jokes XD
January 27th, 2012 on 1:08 pm
2:25 I did the math, it checks out.
January 27th, 2012 on 1:19 pm
i get what you’re doing, i just didn’t think it was very funny. i don’t want this to be a regular segment, sorry
January 27th, 2012 on 2:16 pm
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January 27th, 2012 on 2:21 pm
“Jason don’t interrupt me”
LMAO